“He awoke each morning with the desire to do right, to be a good and meaningful person, to be, as simple as it sounded and as impossible as it actually was, happy.”
—Jonathan Safran Foer (via kari-shma)
July 2012
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Me: Ugh, why isn’t my pizza done yet?
Mom: It’s been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
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“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.”
—Mark Twain (via kari-shma)
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